A Scottish anti-self-help project

How to be a
Professional Bawbag

Confidence, several streets ahead of knowledge.

Institute of Professional Bawbags — fully qualified — established 2026Not accredited
REF. PB/DEF/01

bawbag

/ˈbɔːbaɡ/ noun · Scots

  1. the scrotum.
  2. derogatory. a worthless or contemptible person.
  3. an otherwise ordinary human being whose confidence has travelled several streets ahead of their knowledge.

Senses 1 and 2: dictionary. Sense 3: this project.

New collection · Series 1

The Stoics

Ancient ideas for the difficult business of being a person. Starting with a one-word message and an entirely unnecessary public inquiry.

Meet the Stoics →
Episode 1 · Written companion

How to Take Everything Personally

What happened? What story have I added? What could I ask to find out?

Read the notes & sources →Video forthcoming
REF. PB/INTRO

Introduction · Field notes

Why Clever People Say Stupid Things

Intelligence is useful. It is not, unfortunately, a vaccine against nonsense.

Watch the introductionProceed to the evidence →
Clever people. Stupid things. — Introduction thumbnail
REF. PB/CURRICULUM

The core curriculum

Four routes to professional qualification

Short lessons in bad arguments, false certainty and the difficult business of becoming marginally less unbearable.

Smarter people make better bawbags.