How to be a
Professional
Bawbag

Lesson 01 · Verbal excellence

Say Dumber Things

Why let knowledge get in the way of having something to say?

The professional method

  1. Speak before the thought has fully formed.
  2. Replace evidence with volume.
  3. Use “everyone knows” as your citation.
  4. Finish with “I’m just saying.”

What you’re actually learning

Most of us are occasionally tempted to fill silence with certainty. The faster the conversation moves, the easier it is to mistake having a reaction for having a useful opinion.

A professional bawbag removes every remaining obstacle: checking the facts, understanding the question and wondering whether anybody asked.

The clever bit hiding underneath

This lesson is about intellectual humility: knowing the difference between what you know, what you suspect and what you have just invented with tremendous confidence.